We did it before: assembled an astonishing from-scratch list of Top 10 Travel Knock-Knock Jokes, and this time we're upping the ante.
1. Knock knock
French Guiana who?
French Gu-iana mad hunt for some tight-fitting jeans out here. You have any?
2. Knock knock
E-cuador can't even buy a pack of gum these days. Can I bum a fiver?
3. Knock knock
Bhutan some mustard to this sandwich! It's a bit dry!
4. Knock knock
I-celandered your neighbor when I said his doorbell was broke. It's actually working!
5. Knock knock
Eu-railly indecisive about opening your door. This is the fifth time I've knocked, 'bro!
6. Knock knock
Med-i-terran-ean a tunnel and sure had to reverse my course mighty quick. Shouldn't a been walking on the train tracks.
7. Knock knock
Who is it, kindly?
A'driatictionary move to a knock is opening the fricking door. C'mon man!
8. Knock knock
Yes, who is, please tell?
Pass-portland, to the west, and you'll find excellent gold-sand beaches -- and less hipster annoyance.
9. Knock knock
At-last! I've been knocking for hours!
10. Knock knock
Who is it?
Call-a-rado surfer by his name-o, Mark Richards